Can you imagine 

You’re like 10-13 however old they were in human years when they first got trollian 

Thinking of a username for a chat client so you can talk to your little friends

And you think to yourself


“Yeah that’s a really good name”

Equius is perfect okay

so much this


I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out
'Cause that's what young love is all about





#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

(Source: pottergifs)




i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row







„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„„,slimey guy

centipedes greg eats the average amount of centipedes per year

astonishment weirdo, i bet you thought you’d only see me a few other times

you see, you put the relatively harmless thing in your nose and you just let it sit there and be harmless. its a simile


when your dad comes home and makes the ravioli





Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.


『He secretly 8egan seeing someone else, 8elieving she knew nothing.
She always suspected his infidelity, and over time
grew quite distraught.
8ut her sadness never quite turned to rage and malevolence.
Not until...』

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Stop portraying Damara as a vapid slut 2k14

Damara Megido & Edit | Camera | Aranea Gifset